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Showing posts with label Shumutza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shumutza. Show all posts

The Wingman + Discovering Punk in Vilnius

We arrived back in the city for the end of street music day/the beginning of street music night. The official end is supposed to be around 10 pm. but you could tell the crowds and the musicians had no  intention of stopping.

Wandering

We wandered the street for a while, finding DJs cranking dance music inside ancient walled gardens, and people spilling into the streets from every conceivable corner. Fire dancers entertaining for change on the roads punctuated the deepening night with bright light and heat.  

SMC Again

We find ourselves back at the SMC, I need some whiskey.

The Girl

"Can you order the drinks? I need to talk to this girl." As statements of romantic intent go, this didn't even come close. I just nodded my head yes—since I couldn't really think of anything helpful to say.  It is much harder to execute one's duties as a wing-man if you don't speak the language. Linas left me at the bar to get the drinks, I appreciated this confidence in my new-found language skills—however misplaced, and made his way outside.

The Discovery of a Secret Punk Rocker

I meet them outside with the drinks. They are deep in conversation, and i don't understand any of it. I keep my distance, trying to be a good wing-man (I guess, I mean at this point I don't know enough to even be sure that is what role I am playing here). I wander off a distance, to give them some space, and find some people speaking English that i can talk to. They are not that interesting. Boo-hoo for me.

Linas waves me over. "Stand like you're [in our group]". I allow myself to join them, but remain certain that this is a violation of bro-code. They start talking in English for my sake. I am introduced to Gaile. Hi Gaile! I bring up music since it is still going on all around us, asking everyone what their favorite music is—and what bands they are into...blah, blah, blah. The same questions we all ask when we don't know the people and have nothing good to say anyway.

She knows punk..a lot of punk.

We disintegrate into quizzing each other about punk bands. "Do you know Bad Brains?" "Hell yes!". I know a lot of current bands from American that she does not, she knows a lot of bands from everywhere else that I do not. We have common ground on the classics.

11/20

"Where can i see local punk shows" I ask her. She tells us about an underground venue, no advertising, no listing, that has one every weekend and sometimes during the week.

It is called 11/20, because someone, somewhere, said that was the day punk music died. I don't know what year, I don't know who said it, and I don't care.

Lies about the Toasters

"The toasters will be there on Wednesday!" Gaile says "The fucking Toasters!" I exclaim, then break into a horrible rendition of Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down. I extract a promise from everyone that we will go. They agree.

The next day Linas tells me, the toasters are not coming.

Bullshit Gaile. Bullshit.


The SMC + Linas

Shumutza...but we'll come back to that. (disclaimer: spelling is only for entertainment purposes)

Linas Kmieliauskas, Cheif web editor for vz.lt (Verslo žinios online)
Linas is a very unassuming person in the office, but I am about to find out that there is a different Linas.

 The first time we meet Linas comes into the office I am working in with Arunas to chat, it comes up that he lives very near my apartment in the old town of Vilnius...so he offers to walk with me home and show me (maybe) a better route than the one i have.

 As we walk we talk. A plan is made, Linas will show me around the nightlife (read bars) of the city.
The First Bar Crawl

The first stop of the night is a small pub just down the road from my place. It is dim, with a low ceiling and few patrons, all hunched together in their own private conversations. We have one beer hear, still having awkward conversations that tell us nothing about one another.

The next bar is very different.

This is more my kind of place. The music is loud. The bar is packed, and everyone is around the same age as me. The walls are decorated it early-punk-douchebag, and you have to exit into the mini-mall behind the place to use the bathroom.

We start drinking seriously now. The conversation turn into the all-familiar drunken exposé of our life stories to one another.

The "What The Fuck 42 Club"

Some guys come over to our table and Linas greets them. They both speak English very well so when we are introduced i am on easy footing talking to them. One of the guys speaks with a heavy British accent, and it turns out that he went to school there for a while, his sentences get more and more punctuated with "bloody" as we consume more and more beer.

Outside smoking a cigarette the British-accented one turns to me and says "do you know what 42 is?"
I almost can't believe what I'm hearing and before they can begin to follow up on that question I have launched into a rant on the topic of Life, The Universe, and Everything...to which we all know the answer is 42, but what is the question?

It turns out that these guys and Linas have a newly formed Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy club named "What the Fuck 42". Although I can consider them no more than mere neophytes in the game (since their experience of the tale is limited to the new movie) we have an instant bond.

...And the drinking ramps up from there, of course.

The SMC

Sometime around 2 am. Linas and i separate from the pack of 42-ers and he takes me to his favorite, and traditional night-ending spot. The contemporary art center. I know. But it has a fantastic bar-by-night, cafe-by-day, attached to it. So the "Šiuolaikinio meno centras" (contemporary art center), or "SMC" (read shumutza!) welcomes us in, and offers us whiskey. Ah, it feels like home.
Not-latkes

Potato Pancakes at 4 am.

Good thing around the corner is a resturaunt that stays open well past 6 am. because when we get the boot from the SMC at 4 am. I am starving...in that immediate drunk-hunger kind of way. God I love Lithuanian food!


FIN.